Total pages in book: 154
Estimated words: 142664 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 713(@200wpm)___ 571(@250wpm)___ 476(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 142664 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 713(@200wpm)___ 571(@250wpm)___ 476(@300wpm)
I didn’t have to guide him. He knew where to touch, where to suck, where to lick, the bastard knew it all. Because I’d been waxed just this morning, everything was more intense, and I was embarrassingly wet by the time he opened me with his fingers for his tongue to go searching.
I started having some kind of fit. I felt it coming on but didn’t know what the hell it was. My eyes rolled back in my head and my legs kept jumping while my body was one big ball of nerves. My screams sounded like a whale; at least, I think that’s what a whale sounds like, or was it a donkey?
I couldn’t stop moving, and I was almost certain I was smothering him with my hand on his head, but I couldn’t stop myself because something huge was building inside me, and if he stopped now, I’d kill him dead.
That sneaky bastard. I should’ve known he had an agenda. While I was in the throes of coital bliss, he somehow lost his pants and shorts, and the next thing I knew, he was trying to fit the end of a baseball bat in my snatch.
It's only when he pushed in that I realized it was flesh and not wood. “Son of a bitch, what is that thing?” He just grinned and eased more of the monster in me. This is why he has to go around snatching up jilted brides because nobody in their right mind is going to marry his ass.
“Listen, I already have a gynecologist. I don’t know what you plan on doing in there, but get out.” He laughed and eased even more of his one-eyed snake in my poor cooter. Look, Denny’s the only guy I’ve ever been with, and he’s about four inches hard, okay. I didn’t care because sex is not that high on my list of things to do with my day. “That can’t fit in there.” He snorted again and ordered me to shut up.
“You’ve got to stop. This is serious business.”
“You bet your ass; ain’t enough money in the world. My body came equipped with all the necessary orifices, so there is no need to make a new one.” What the fuck?
GARRETT
Idon’t think I’ve ever laughed while being intimate with a woman before. It wasn’t an unpleasant experience, but then again, I don’t think that anything I share with Alyssa would be. “How the fuck are you so tight?”
“Listen, you overgrown mule dick bastard, don’t blame your mutation on me.” I have no idea what she’s talking about, but I knew if I went any further, she’d hurt like a son of a bitch, so I pulled out and gave her my mouth again.
Now that I knew what I was working with, I took my time and made sure she came twice before even attempting to get inside her again, though it damn near killed me. You think you know your dick after thirty-two years, but just when you need him to be on his best behavior, he goes and grows an extra inch in width or some shit.
I blame her. Her scent, her ass, her tight pussy, her beautiful face, all her. When she was writhing around the bed like an electrocuted eel, I tried nailing her again. At least I got a little bit deeper this go round, and then my eyes fell on her bra, tits; how could I forget?
I pulled at her fancy bra with my teeth until the shit was hanging off of her in shreds. She said some shit that I didn’t hear or understand because I was transfixed on her perfect globes. Hard, firm, with that upward tilt that meant no sag. How the fuck is she this perfect.
I licked her nipple, and her pussy twitched, so I did it again. Things really took off in the right direction when I bit her nipple; that’s when my dick broke the fuck out the gate and went full bore.
I hit something and pulled back to look down at her. Her mouth was opened wide on a silent scream, and I felt the warmth of what I knew was blood run down my cock. “You….” Her eyes rolled back in her head, her body lifted off the bed and turned red from her neck down.
I almost pulled out, thinking I had hurt her, but then I felt her pussy sucking the life out of my dick. I’ve never seen anyone climax like that before, so it caught me off guard. When the scream finally escaped, I had to cover her mouth with mine so that my staff wouldn’t break down the door.
She bit my fucking tongue and then started humping her hips hard against mine. My left nut thought it was his time at bat and called in the right one as his wingman, and I had to put both their asses in check. No, the fuck you are not about to cum ten seconds in. This crazy twit would never let me live it down. I’d be hearing about that shit for the next sixty years over the breakfast table.