Total pages in book: 153
Estimated words: 144571 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 723(@200wpm)___ 578(@250wpm)___ 482(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 144571 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 723(@200wpm)___ 578(@250wpm)___ 482(@300wpm)
An evil smile lit Kenzie’s face. “You would if you were going to murder him. Or let Kala murder him. I think it could be rough on her. You should let me do it.”
Damn. He always thought Kenzie was kind of Team Cooper. Not Team Murder Cooper. “I love your sister.”
Kenzie’s nose wrinkled, and she huffed. “Fine, but you should know it’s about fifty-fifty whether she makes a meal of you or makes you into a meal for Bud Two.” She turned to her dad. “And if she sees Seth’s truck here, she’ll know something’s up and she’ll run the other way.”
Big Tag sighed. “I didn’t think about it. I had him give me a ride here so your mom could go home and help with Colton. Travis has a big test in the morning or I would have had him over here, too. He hates being left out of family projects, but that’s what you get when you don’t wear a condom.”
“Speaking of.” Seth seemed intent on not ending Cooper’s torture. “Where do you keep them, sis? We should leave a few. Maybe we could decorate the bed. You know, like some people use flower petals except we use condoms.”
“You are not decorating the bed,” Cooper began.
“Eww, not romantic,” Kenzie argued. “I could go in the back and pick some daisies. Hey, Bri, have those daisies you planted come in yet?”
Was anyone asleep? He hadn’t seen Brianna Dean-Miles, the newest resident of the house. She’d moved in mere weeks before, and she seemed to be getting into the flow of giving no one any privacy at all. It was how this household ran.
“Oh, hey, Coop.” A wide smile spread across Bri’s face. “You are looking good, buddy. Is this one of those nights Tasha warned me about?”
Kenzie snorted. “Tasha warned you about the guys invading because we made cookies and have better Internet. She was not talking about naked pilots tied to beds. Though I do see where we’ve missed a fun activity. I think we should decorate Cooper. After all, he’s a gift.”
“Not so sure about that,” Big Tag snarked. “He’s very shy for a Dom. Didn’t get a good look at his dick, so I have to withhold saying he’s a gift.”
This was his life now. “For fuck’s sake. Maybe I didn’t want my future father-in-law seeing my junk swinging.”
Seth’s head shook. “I don’t think it can shake like this.” He stared at the sheet. “It’s not making much of a tent, though. Are we sure about this? Has anyone seen him in all his glory?”
Cooper groaned. “Just because you walk around half naked all the time doesn’t mean I do, man. I haven’t taken a single submissive in two years because I love her. So, no, I didn’t walk around showing off my junk. I only wanted one person looking at it.”
“How do you think I got my Charlie?” Big Tag asked as though this was a completely normal Taggart family conversation.
Which Cooper supposed it was.
“No.” Kenzie’s head shook, and she put her hands on her dad’s arm. “You are done, Dad. Time to go. She can only eat so many waffles.”
“Yeah, but TJ’s with her. It could still be hours before they run out,” her father replied, though he was grinning as she pushed him toward the door.
“Nope,” Kenzie insisted. “He said the magic words, and now you’re done.”
“Magic words?” Seth asked, not moving from his place.
Brianna took that one. “He said he loves Kala and now we’re on his side, and this is serious. I mean it’s not so serious we’re not going to decorate him, but it is serious enough that we’re going to kick you out so you don’t ruin this for Kala.”
“I thought we didn’t leave subs tied up,” Seth complained, though his ass had been arguing the opposite way mere moments before.
“He’s not a sub,” Big Tag admitted. “I can totally leave a Dom tied up. Ask your dad, Bri. Hey, Bud, you know what to do.”
Cooper turned his head in time to see the twins’ big mutt lumber through the door. He was a massive thing who would likely make any intruder think twice. For two seconds, until Bud started to lick the dude to death. The big dog walked right up to him, and for a moment Coop was worried he was about to get licked, too.
Nope. It was worse. Bud took the edge of the sheet between his teeth and ran off with it.
“You actually trained the dog to do that? What is wrong with you?” Cooper asked, knowing the answer.
“Hey, Cooper, I was wrong. You are a gift, buddy,” Big Tag yelled as he turned and walked down the hall.
Kenzie said something he couldn’t hear.
Unfortunately, Big Tag was loud. “It was a compliment. I didn’t think it would be that big. His dad’s is tiny.”