Total pages in book: 60
Estimated words: 60790 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 304(@200wpm)___ 243(@250wpm)___ 203(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 60790 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 304(@200wpm)___ 243(@250wpm)___ 203(@300wpm)
Read Online Books/Novels: | Quit Your Pitchin' (There's No Crying in Baseball #2) |
|---|---|
Author/Writer of Book/Novel: | Lani Lynn Vale |
| Language: | English |
| ISBN/ ASIN: | B07CJZN7QG |
| Book Information: | |
What’s wrong with my butt? She means those words to be directed toward the woman beside her, not him. But he can’t stop himself from answering. Not when her ass is the most magnificent thing he’s seen in his life. Apparently, answering her with ‘not a damn thing’ wasn’t what she was expecting. She likely wasn’t expecting the baseball she took to the face at his next at bat, either. All it takes is one ill-fated foul ball, and George Hoffman, Lumberjacks center fielder, falls head over heels in love with Wrigley Field—and yes, that is her real name. From that point forward, George and Wrigley fall into a fast whirlwind love that ends with them eloping to Vegas. And he has his potty mouth, titty bar owning, pain in the ass grandmother to thank for it. Not that he’s complaining or anything. Who wouldn’t want to be married to a woman that made his heart race like he was in the final game of the World Series? The only problem is trying to convince her of that. | |
| Books in Series: | There's No Crying in Baseball Series by Lani Lynn Vale |
| Books by Author: | Lani Lynn Vale Books |
Part I
Chapter 1
Dear Lord baby Jesus, please make baseball season start sooner.
-Text from Diamond to Wrigley
Wrigley
Lumberjacks vs. Strokers
I’d never, not once, been to a major league baseball game. But, for my sister, I’d do just about anything. Even sit down at some sporting event and pretend to act like I cared.
“You could at least act like this place isn’t infecting you with hepatitis,” Diamond hissed under her breath at me.
I grimaced.
This place was gross.
Well, it didn’t look gross, but the seat was sticky.
At my previous job as a certified occupational therapist who worked with a home health agency, I was no stranger to dirty places and things. But I didn’t do sticky very well. There was just something about it that grossed me out.
“I’m sticking to the chair,” I spat, standing up and looking at the seat.
The seat was black plastic, so at first, I couldn’t see what the stickiness was from.
But, upon closer inspection, I could see that there was some residue dripping down from the platform above the chair behind me.
I braced both hands on the metal arms of the chair and bent over the seat, peering behind to see what was dripping and groaned.
“Umm,” I said, looking up at the man that was paying a great amount of attention to his phone. “Your drink is spilling. And it’s dripping down into my chair.”
The man looked up, reached forward, and tipped his cup back up.
But, in the process, he’d spilled even more of his drink—this time directly onto my chair.
“Wrigley!” Diamond hissed. “Sit down!”
I did, but I didn’t stop the grimace that curled the corner of my mouth when I looked at her.
“There’s red Slushee all in my seat…” I paused when a thought occurred to me, turning and trying to see my ass over my shoulder. “Is there anything on my shorts.”
“Absolutely nothing.”
I froze at the sound of the deep voice, and I turned to follow the direction I’d heard it from. And nearly swallowed my tongue.
Why?
Because there was a man standing on the grass right below the short wall that separated our seats from the field.
And the man?
He was gorgeous.
He had a green jersey on with ‘Lumberjacks’ written across the chest. His jersey was tucked into a pair of skin-tight white baseball pants, and those pants were pulled up above the calf to expose his matching green socks. His feet were encased nicely in a pair of pink baseball cleats.
One hand was tucked into a glove, and the other was holding the rim of his baseball hat—which he pulled off moments later, giving me a blinding smile.
He had red hair.
Red hair that leaned more toward orange than red, and a trim beard that closely resembled the same shade.
His teeth were straight and white, and his eyes were a bright green that shone like shiny emeralds.
And he was staring straight at me.
“Ummm,” I hesitated. “Did you say something?”
“I said there’s not a damn thing wrong with your shorts,” he repeated, then he walked off, leaving me standing there stunned.
“Oh my God!” Diamond hissed. “Do you know who that is?”
I looked at my sister and followed her gaze back to the man that was now in a circle swinging his bat.
“I have no clue who that is,” I admitted, shaking slightly. “Should I?”
God, he really made my heart race.
And how freakin’ tall was he? Holy shit!
He had to be at least six-foot-five or six. And, he wasn’t skinny either. He was stocky.
Tall and stocky.
The man looked like he’d take down a freight train.
“That’s Furious George Hoffman,” Diamond said as if I should know this. As if I’d disappointed her by not knowing. “He’s won the Home Run Derby three years in a row, and has one of the highest batting averages in the entire major league.”
I nodded my head as if that was the coolest thing in the world. “Nifty.”
She rolled her eyes. “You have no clue if it’s any good or not.” She snorted. “You disgust me.”
I had no clue what a home run was. But, a derby, I knew was like with horses and at the race track. I just couldn’t see the correlation.
I grinned, then patted my sister on the head. “I’m gonna walk up there and grab a few towels to wipe my seat down. Be right back.”
My sister waved me off and returned her eyes back to the game, and I was just about to hike my way back up the million stairs I’d just descended when a crack had me looking up.
People around me started to squeal, and I turned around and looked up just in time to take a baseball straight to my left eye.
I hit the ground seconds later.
***
George
I cursed and started running, hopping over the small wall that separated the stands from the field.
The moment I hit the concrete, I vaulted up the two steps and crouched down beside the woman I’d just beaned in the face with one of my foul balls.