The Accidental Dating Experiment (How to Date #4) Read Online Lauren Blakely

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Chick Lit, Contemporary, Erotic Tags Authors: Series: How to Date Series by Lauren Blakely
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Total pages in book: 80
Estimated words: 78108 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 391(@200wpm)___ 312(@250wpm)___ 260(@300wpm)
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“What’s the good thing, Mom?”

With a serene smile that would make the Mona Lisa jealous, she whips out her phone. “This is the good thing. I need your help selecting which of my many online dating matches I should go out with first. I’ve started dating, and it’s so much fun.”

Up is down, right is left, and my off-the-market-for-thirty-five-years mother likes dating so much more than I do.

“Who are you, and what have you done with Harriet?”

9

I’M NO GOOD AT TENNIS EITHER

Monroe

The problem with being a shrink is you can often, unfortunately, spot the emotions in yourself you’d rather not see. Like jealousy.

I’m actually envious of Juliet. I wish I had this kind of problem with my dad. Sorting matches, rather than dodging insults.

Instead of wallowing in envy, I give all my attention to studying the matches.

Juliet’s mother swipes the phone screen once more with enthusiasm and natural skill. She’s been showing us man after man.

“Just a few more.” She swipes to a photo of a balding Black man with crinkled eyes and an easy smile. “Josiah owns a hardware store, likes to play Scrabble, and believes in being the best parent to his adult children and, get this, his cat.” Harriet beams like that detail makes her day. “I like cats.”

She flicks to the next candidate—a white guy with a full beard. “Darren here is a short-order cook who believes the best of life is ahead.” Next, she swipes to a ginger-haired guy with a pale complexion. “Patrick is a professional photographer, but he’s never been married, so even though he’s very funny, he might be a player.” She screws up the corner of her lips, seeming delightfully concerned about the playboy potential as she scrolls to a guy who looks to be Indian. “Then, there’s Raj. He’s a divorced dentist who plays pickleball, and, well, I play pickleball.” She says it like that’s even more wonderful than the guy in the cat fan club. “I always wanted someone to play pickleball with.”

“Mom, how many matches do you have?” Juliet asks, gawking at the screen.

With a crease in her brow, Harriet hums. “Well, let’s see.” She clicks on her notes, where she’s listed each man with a checkmark for Monroe, Juliet, and Harriet to rate his potential. She mutters numbers under her breath, counting.

“And the answer is—she can’t count that high,” I say.

Juliet’s mom chuckles, then pats my arm. “I always liked when Sawyer brought you home.” She shifts her attention back to her daughter. “Can you help? You two are the dating experts, and I just don’t know where to start. How do I even winnow them down? There are so many.” She wrings her hands at the quandary.

“Yes, it is a problem,” Juliet says flatly, as if she can’t wrap her head around her mom’s entrance into the dating pool from a ten-meter diving board.

“With only an online bio, how can you tell what someone’s really like?” Harriet asks.

Without her saying a word, I know what Juliet’s thinking. She’s a dating veteran, and even she can’t quite tell. “It’s hard to work that out,” she admits sadly.

Harriet pats Juliet’s hand. “Oh right, sweetheart. Whatever happened with the artist? Did you have your ExtraDate?” She sounds hopeful as she sketches air quotes. “But of course you did. You always had such good people skills. You’re a great judge of character. When is the third date?”

There’s so much genuine hope in Harriet’s voice. It’s fun to see the tree that Juliet and her sunny disposition fell from.

But Juliet winces, and my heart hurts for her as she says, “It didn’t. We weren’t a good fit.”

She’s too nice. Too kind. “He was a jerk,” I bite out with a ferocity that surprises me. But the intensity fuels me too. “A cheese douche who didn’t deserve your daughter, Harriet. He was a narcissistic, self-centered bad boy whose emotional growth was stunted at the age of two and whose self-improvement ended at potty training.”

Harriet growls, going full mama bear as she whips her gaze to Juliet. “Where is this man-child? I’ll give him a piece of my mind.”

Juliet pushes her hands down toward the table, a sign to let it go. “It’s okay. Let’s move on. Let’s look at your guys.”

But Harriet won’t relinquish the post-mortem. “Don’t let a bad date get you down, Juliet. And do not settle for someone who doesn’t deserve you. You deserve the world.”

Juliet sighs. “Mom.”

Harriet turns to me, determination in her eyes. “Doesn’t she, Monroe?”

There’s no doubt in my mind. “She does.”

But Juliet’s had enough, shaking her head and pointing to the phone. “I’m on a dating break anyway. Let’s focus on you.”

Harriet’s not quite convinced. “Are you sure you don’t mind?”

“I’ve had a million bad dates,” Juliet says. “I’m over it.”

A million man-children. A million bad boys. A million guys who don’t deserve her. That’s part of her problem, too, I’m just realizing. She deserves someone who gives his whole heart. Who’s open and open-minded. Who’s funny and hopeful and kind. Someone who’s capable of a big, bold love. Someone who agrees to ride a bike because she knows you want to.


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